Fujichia

Castle Focus: Chandelier
2026-10-08
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE / ARTISANAL HTML / BELL'S THEOREM / WHEN A PICTURE OF THE THING IS THE THING ITSELF / DIAGONAL WANDERINGS / LINKS

In the grand staircase of the castle hangs a modernist chandelier. Longtime visitors may recall that this beautiful piece used to hang in the ballroom, but with the transition of that space from a grand meeting hall to an art gallery, it was deemed necessary to install more mutable and inconspicuous track lighting, and move the chandelier to a place where it could be appreciated. Or maybe it wasn't deemed necessary but it was deemed something. It was deemed would-be-nice-if-it's-not-too-much-trouble. It wasn't any trouble at all.

The chandelier is made of over 15 absolutely positioned divs, hanging from a silver rod. These custom, bespoke, artisanal html elements slowly spin, and the whole thing inevitably swings slightly from side to side due to movement in the castle. If there's no one there does it still sway from side to side? I'm going to go ahead and say maybe, and then continue to think about this (and related questions) until the end of my life.

The important thing here (I think) is that the chandelier is a bridge between something that's a representation of a thing and something that is the thing itself. The stairs in the stairwell, to be quite honest, are just a suggestion of stairs, and the doors are just drawings of doors. The chandelier is a drawing of photons scattering through rectangular plexiglass, but at the same time, it really is photons scattering through rectangular plexiglass! Unless you're looking at it through an e-ink display, or a printout on a piece of paper. To put it another way, if you're in the dark in your room, and you turn on your computer and behold the chandelier, there's going to be more light in the room than there was before. It really and truly is a lamp! It might not be enough to read by, but who wants to read in the stairwell? There isn't even a place to sit.

The other stairwell news is that I have now instigated keypad control for scrolling:

Instead of the clunky compass rose we had before, you can now zip around the stairs like a (old, antique) video game (that few children would like). You can also use the directional keys, but that doesn't give you a diagonal option. Is this the first website in history to scroll on the diagonal???? It might be!!! Scholars please log in.

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