The Fujichia Feast Society
Formae Unitas, Jucunditas In Caeli Horizontes, Iuventutis Aeternum
Join the Fujichia Feast Society!
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Do you love this castle? Would you do whatever you can to help us push forward towards our 1000 year anniversary (in 2999)?
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Alternately, do you at least enjoy it as much as you enjoy some other thing you spend $6 to $12 a month on, like one beer a month, or 1/2 to 3/4 of a regular sandwich a month? Or more?
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Barring that, do you just want to get something fun in the mail, from me, 4 to 8 times a year????
If you've answered yes to any of these questions, even if you just thought "yes" and didn't say it out loud, then there's no doubt about it-- you ARE interested in joining the Fujichia Feast Society!
for $6 a month you get:
- Weekly emails
- A quarterly newsletter in the mail
- A personalized and numbered membership card with tamper-evident holographic sticker
- Stickers for your sticker collection, plus a few EXTRAS to put on lampposts around your town, which is technically a crime but who cares? Not us, we're tough characters.
- A VERY COOL embroidered patch for your jacket. A new one every year! This year's will feature a CHALICE. You may put it somewhere other than a jacket.
- 10% off all Fujichia products
- Great satisfaction, a feeling of belonging
for $12 and up you get:
- All of the above plus an EXTRA quarterly publication that might honestly be anything. Possibly "Robot Hand Magazine" or "Interview With A Frankenstien #1000" or any number of ideas.
- Even greater satisfaction. In fact satisfaction increases linearly with payment options!
I know what you're thinking right now, so I'll just say it too: WOW!!!!!
It is (we're pretty sure) brass, and (we know) 1/2 inch wide, 3/4 inch tall, and 1/8 inch thick. There is a hole running lengthwise through the top part of the F into which can be inserted a string (by which it can be worn as a pendant) or a safety pin (by which it can be worn as a brooch). It can also be sewn permanently to, for instance, a leather jacket. String and pin will be supplied. Leather jacket not included. Each of these F's has the beginnings of a really lovely patina, making each one a unique piece. Let people know you support the arts with this limited item! Or let people ask "what does that F stand for" and you can tell them a possibly rude answer.
Oh, and if you can't join in with the support, the castle is still open to you, and you can still sign up for the emails (via [substack]).
Thank you!!!
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