Ayyy!!! I have a new product to share with you guys and I've been trying to get a post up about it for days but I'm struggling with the one part of the website that I did NOT write from scratch-- the storefront! Alas I'm going to need to struggle with this for at least a few more hours, but it's Saturday afternoon and I NEED to get a post out this week so here's a breezy one of mostly pics, it's a weird gallery of photoshops I made, for which I will offer no specific explanation.
Most of these were made in conversation, relevant to a topic at hand, but some were and are "just a feeling I had", one I was trying to explain, or at least notate. "What's that, Mama?" [points to a Richard Serra installation] "Oh, some type of feeling I guess".
Wherever there's a relevant backstory I have decided to keep it to myself. But I have added text in case someone else is about to photoshop something like this, then it'll just show up in search and save them the agg. Enjoy!
My Biblically Accurate Xylophone
Charleton Heston as Moses carrying stone tablets that say "DRACULA VOICE" and "FAKE FRENCH"
Original Nosferatu with a small bowl of radishes and an ice cold Coke
painting by John Singer Sargent (I think?) of a woman wearing a GAUZE shirt over a ballgown
Thin Lizzy playing inside the painting "A Peaceable Kingdom" by William Hicks
a Juggalo being chased by a floating hatchet
Drake no / Drake yes regarding the integer 666,789,429
A Zazzle shirt reading "This Is My WRITER Costume I'm Really WORSE THAN A GOOSE"
Two identical guys riding bikes through the Scottish highlands to a pub
Grace Jones "Nightclubbing" cover but instead of a cigarette she has a Big Gulp full of Dr Pepper
O'Reilly beer
Tarot card for the 4 of cups but one of the cups is a paper clip
Rhode Island "Cooler & Warmer" ad slogan and logo, overlayed with Andres Serrano's "Piss Christ"
Someone in a white and red tracksuit with matching sneakers and no socks standing on an Arthropleura, the largest land arthropod known to ever exist
David Lynch sitting in a chair with a coffee, a cigarette, and a live cow, next to a digitally printed tarp with a picture of Laura Dern and the text "FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: MY FEELINGS"
:)
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I'm working on something fun with this, with like, cool little icons. but for now all this does is allow you to sign your name in a way that identifies you as the writer, so no one can spoof you. And it turns your name gold. :)
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