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Phone Book

Been in the house for 2 weeks (3?) so I might as well point this microscope/telescope back in time and switch to archive mode for a little bit, with a look at PHONE BOOK. PHONE BOOK was a band circa 2006-2007, me and Jim "GT" Tarantino. By this time I had been playing shows for […]

Lemon Bag

What's up everyone how's your scene, I'm indoors right now just jamming, trying to keep my mentality up. Yesterday me and Mori put up a clothesline outside in the yard, plus twin clotheslines inside for intimate apparel- there's no laundry at the apartment so we're washing clothes in a bucket in the shower. It's too […]

Tainted Alligator Soufflé

Glitch Roundup

Screengrabs of glitches, transcription errors, non-human solutions, unexpected results, scaling problems, interventions, spam, inadequate buffering, visible glue, placeholders, kludges, clogs, scratches, and drips. Most were wild-caught. Some are pretty old- spam styles long abandoned by spambots, old CAPTCHAs, styles of distortion that are not longer produced by playback machinery. The ones that aren't old will […]

My Beautiful Little Notebook

I hope everyone forgives me for not writing about the election or a virus or the media or anything specific to this precise moment of being alive on earth and specifically the United States of America. In times of stress or when it's hard to get the head-heart-hand connection going, I fall back on record […]

Scattered Apprentice

Got the sniffles and the other day I blew my nose so big and bad I thought "I wonder if that's the last one forever". Boogers don't work on the boss model though, you don't beat them you just get to the end of the level. It got me thinking there's a lot that doesn't […]

Scene Report: Sci Fi Movie Marathon 2020

Let the record state that I'm writing this on Monday February 17 at 5:58pm, I just woke up after sleeping since 2pm after being up more or less since 5am Sunday at the 24 hour Sci Fi movie marathon ("the Thon"). I just ate some miso soup, I'm drinking coffee. Forgive me if I'm especially […]

Mnemonics / Dr Mario

If you asked me what I've been up to lately, I'd tell you straight up the honest answer: I've been cleaning my room. It feels like this is all I do lately but it's ok because I love my room, even though it drives me crazy. I have a lot of projects part-assembled, pieces of […]

Put Me In A Movie

If you ever watch movies with the subtitles on, try this trick- do a search and replace in the movie's subtitles file (.srt) for a main characters name, switching their name with the name of whoever you're watching the movie with. The subtitle file's just a regular text file, you can do whatever you want […]

Gig Report: Strawberry Band

Damn, my new band had a show the other night and it was extremely fun! No idea who's reading this and what are your powers to engage in this quest but if you have the opportunity to play music with other people I strongly recommend it. Music is great, even when it's difficult, requires work, […]